Golly that's some sassafrass

Whoa huge nerd garbage alert guys for real
uh...
um...
so...

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via pizza)

Obama chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds?”

(Source: lurkerpi, via ambitiousbard)

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:I like both!
Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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